Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
Bantamweight by Tricia Andersen
This bantamweight romance doesn’t pack any punch.
Distant Shores by Various Authors
Go on a Pathfinder globetrotting with mixed results.
Paths of Prestige by Various Authors
Here is where character optimization goes to die and flavor reigns supreme.
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
Space, time, and studio execs collide in a demonic jigsaw puzzle. Pinhead’s here, but coherence isn’t.
The Haunted Mine (1994)
Incoherent plot and annoying characters make this one a real shaft in the brain.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
Pinhead trades existential dread for cheesy one-liners and viewers trade 97 minutes of their lives for a nap. A true hell on earth.
The Sheikh’s Captive American by Leslie North
Here’s another story of a white hero role-playing some Middle Eastern dude… and doing it in a most boring manner.
Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009)
Anacondas: Trail of Blood slithers into absurdity with rubbery CGI, laughable acting, and nonsensical plot.
Wild Hearts by Virginia Henley
Maybe-incest, pox, and a hero named Cockburn… Virginia Henley’s Wild Hearts is a clunky bodice-ripper that’s so bad, it’s almost good.
