Fools’ Gold (1989)
Men find gold, troll kills men.
Men find gold, troll kills men.
Watch this not.
There is a killer monster bed in here. No, really – sleep on it, and you get slurped to death.
Come play pool with a vampire. Only, things are far less interesting than you’d think.
Guy in rubber dinosaur suit chases some people around in a cheap studio set. I hope they are proud of themselves.
Man goes to house of dead coot, goes mad… I know, how original! How stunning!
Wait, how did this missing Tales from the Crypt episode end up here?
This is like The Cosby Show… with zombies.
You’d think they would do more with the obligatory vampire episode.
No, honey. Just no.