Chocolate (2005)
More comedy and psychological thriller than horror, this one ultimately doesn’t drive its protagonist over the brink hard enough to be impactful.
Category:Idiot Box Reviews
Jenifer (2005)
Would you stick your pee-pee into a deformed fang-filled mouth of a lady who looks like a cannibal alien? If yes, enjoy this one.
Dance of the Dead (2005)
Oh, Tobe Hooper. What is he doing? He hasn’t gone that daft, surely?
H. P. Lovecraft’s Dreams in the Witch-House (2005)
The scariest thing about this one is the horrible special effects.
Incident On and Off a Mountain Road (2005)
The first episode of the horror anthology that brings together some of the best directors in the business is rather anticlimactic.
Frank Herbert’s Children of Dune (2003)
This one falls into the same trap that caught many adaptations: it’s too slavishly faithful in all the wrong ways to the source material.
