Two for the Show (1993)
Maybe I’d like it more if the two men ended up snogging. Vincent Spano is quite the dish here.

Maybe I’d like it more if the two men ended up snogging. Vincent Spano is quite the dish here.

Moral of the day: never let your imbecile, slow brother join you in a robbery, even if that imbecile knows ten thousand ways to skin a puppy.

This is easily one of the most bewildering episodes of the entire series. That’s what you get when you put in a gorilla.

What would the late Kathleen Winsor think of this gross and disgusting episode, I wonder?

The Twin Peaks guy directed this thing, would you believe it?

One Tim Curry is boss. Three Tim Curries? Undefeatable. Bow down to your overlords, mensches.

Don’t watch this episode. Your eardrums, blood pressure, and sanity will love you for it.

Guests in a resort are trapped with a hungry werewolf that is slowly offing them one by one. Thank god there is free flow of wine.

Before Pennywise, there’s Coco the ugly low-budget clown. The Crypt Keeper is still sexier.

Making out with twins can be the death of any man, as Joe Pesci’s adorable immoral rascal soon finds out!
