
Third Party (1996)
After the creepy-kiddie feel of the previous episode, this one goes all Silk Stalkings.

After the creepy-kiddie feel of the previous episode, this one goes all Silk Stalkings.
What’s worse than an episode with four kiddie leads? One written by an old man who has no clue how kids act and talk.
Oh boy, they could have surely picked another episode – any other episode – to kick off a series.
There is some really awful singing and dancing here, holy crap.
Oh gasp! Orange Man Bad is really a monster, y’all!
This series-opener features an angry homicidal cartoon bear. Okay.
The final episode of this show stumbles and lands with face flat on the ground.
Little bother, more like.
The final episode of this series only proves one thing: leave Philip K Dick’s works alone, damn it!
Even in the future, high school can be dreadful.