Love Hurts (1989)
More like love turds, am I right?

More like love turds, am I right?

Meeting your favorite movie hunk can be tricky when he’s dead.

An annoying honeymooning couple inadvertently checks into a spider’s lair. Go, hungry spider!

Poo-poo-tine! Again. Obi-Wut versus Udder! Again. Light saber duel! Again. So much for creativity.

So Reva plans to betray Udder, but Udder knows and… and… eff this crap.

Solid premise, but terrible, terrible execution.

A guy in a mummy costume is mistaken for the real deal, and shenanigans follow.

Meghan and Harry were bullied because their free mansion was smaller than Buckingham Palace!

Harry and Meghan continue to turn the world against them.

Four sounds like “death” in Cantonese. How appropriate.
