Sanctuary (1999)
David Bowie is the sole reason why this episode is worth a watch, or two, maybe three.
Category:Idiot Box Reviews
The Choking Doberman (2022)
I’m more of a rottweiler person, but the doberman’s cute.
Footsteps (1998)
The final episode of the first season is a dreary waste of time. Have they all given up already?
Headless Teacher (2022)
Worst turd ever.
Clarimonde (1998)
Only these people can make an episode about a horny priest so underwhelming.
The Other Woman (1998)
Here’s a textbook case of how not to cheat, especially when your wife is a violent, armed, and suspicious creature.
The White Dress (2022)
Lesson of the day: don’t buy secondhand clothes! You never know who or what had worn them.
Plain Brown Envelope (1998)
This is easily the best kind of worst episode ever!
The Face of Helene Bournouw (1998)
A hot woman shags and dumps her prey, causing them to go cray cray and off themselves. How cute.
Home (2023)
This boring season comes to a hilariously pointless and dumb closure. Oh, and meet a more OP Sue than Captain Marvel!