Paradiso by Hayley Westenra and Ennio Morricone
The perfect kind of elevator music!

The perfect kind of elevator music!

If there is a bagpipe, ukulele, or a soprano warbling, it’s automatically Celtic.

I think she’s lost it.

Asians too can make muzak for elevator!

I’m surprised it took this long for The Corrs to release a muzak album.

Pachelbel’s Canon in D, a convicted pedophile, Sting, and other adventures in new age music.

Keep calm and find inner peace the Sanskrit way.

More like, two pear-shaped lumps.

Who knew lullabies can be such haunting musical moments?
