Lover by Taylor Swift
She goes full circle back to pop-country and damn it, I can’t unlike her at all.
Category:Music Reviews
Staying at Tamara’s by George Ezra
Hello there, my boyfriend with that gorgeous voice. Keep singing while I iron the laundry, thanks.
Happiness Begins by Jonas Brothers
Yes, happiness begins from the rear ends of the three lads.
Divinely Uninspired to a Hellish Extent by Lewis Capaldi
The male Adele has arrived, ladies and gentlemen.
Madame X by Madonna
Madonna’s plan to stay relevant is to be boring and woke in her best Minnie Mouse voice.
Witness by Katy Perry
Tay Tay’s evil older stepsister is trying so, so hard.
Melodrama by Lorde
Lorde lost her boyfriend, so this is her sad album.
Lust for Life by Lana Del Rey
Slur your words, act like you’re drugged to the gills, blah blah blurb… congrats, you’re now Lana Del Rey.
1989 by Ryan Adams
Who would’ve thought a Taylor Swift album can be transformed into a collection of exquisite male angst and feels?
Everything’s Coming Up Roses by Night Terrors of 1927
Of course I discover them two years after they broke up.