Category:Film Reviews

Stranger by the Lake (2013)

So much male full frontal nudity, so many explicit scenes, and yet, so little joy to be had.

Rest in peace, Paul Walker. You beautiful, beautiful man. This movie, on the other hand…

The gang is doing it for family. Family, family, family. Thank god there are still explosions.

Now this is what a movie with Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and the Rock should be: so fun, it’s almost illegal.

Well, well, the hot boys are back. After that aberration set in Tokyo, this one speeds things back on track.

Older guy picks up a teenager and offers some money in exchange for sex. Really, what is the worst that can happen?

Yes, this is a movie in which Osama bin Laden is a zombie that has to be killed. Really!

Another “documentary-style” movie – a sci-fi one, rather than horror, but still, boring and played out.

This one doesn’t even pretend to be feminist even a little. Two steps forward, twenty steps back…

This one has more in common with that film about an abused horse valiantly enduring, only more smug and pretentious.