Geron (2013)
This is a love story between a young man and an 81-year old man. The problem? Not enough passion.
Category:Film Reviews
The Guest (2014)
That dude from Downton Abbey is now a homicidal maniac. How does that work, exactly?
Ragin’ Cajun Redneck Gators (2013)
Mutant crocodiles are eating the rednecks of Louisiana one by one! Well, I suppose this is an awful thing.
Farm House (2008)
Oh look, another morality tale about never trusting creepy people who live in isolated farm houses.
Kingdom Come (2014)
A couple of losers wake up in a scary building… you know, that whole thing is so, so played out by now.
Aftershock (2012)
Annoying and dull tourists get caught in an earthquake in Chile. Good news: they get hurt. Bad news: it’s still boring.
Orc Wars (2013)
Good news: Rusty Joiner takes off his shirt once or twice here. Bad news: you can see more of him online, this movie blows.
Toxin (2014)
This is either an unintentionally hilarious comedy or a horrible B-grade flick unfit for consumption. Pick your poison.
Dead Mine (2012)
People actually wasted money making this thing. Oh, the shame of it all.
Interstellar (2014)
Christopher Nolan wastes almost 3 hours to show that women are horrible emotional creatures.
