Return to House on Haunted Hill (2007)
It’s everything a straight-to-video horror movie usually is – no surprises, really.
It’s everything a straight-to-video horror movie usually is – no surprises, really.
If you have seen any of the previous movies, this one is going to feel very familiar.
This movie is so sexist, creepy, plot-free, crap, disgustingly exploitative, misogynist… it’s actually amazing.
It’s not scary or entertaining, no matter how loud they make the sound effects.
Not even a humongous earthquake can stand before the might of The Rock.
It’s like a Stephanie Plum movie where the heroine is genuinely kick-ass and bad-ass. Awesome!
I believe I can confidently say that this is going to be the worst movie of 2015, if not the entire decade.
Easily the biggest girl power action flick of the year, this one however doesn’t offer much beyond loud explosions.
Joss Whedon once again proves that he’s overrated when it comes to his ability as a writer and director.
Stripper zombie women vs four people. Now that’s a party.