Eastern Boys (2013)
Older guy picks up a teenager and offers some money in exchange for sex. Really, what is the worst that can happen?
Category:Film Reviews
Osombie (2012)
Yes, this is a movie in which Osama bin Laden is a zombie that has to be killed. Really!
Alien Outpost (2014)
Another “documentary-style” movie – a sci-fi one, rather than horror, but still, boring and played out.
Cinderella (2015)
This one doesn’t even pretend to be feminist even a little. Two steps forward, twenty steps back…
Chappie (2015)
This one has more in common with that film about an abused horse valiantly enduring, only more smug and pretentious.
Truth or Die (2012)
Someone in England thought it’d be great to combine Saw with a bunch of teens in the woods. Horrible.
Sinister (2012)
Come scream at people taking ten hours to cross the kitchen and other scary stuff.
Way of the Wicked (2014)
Is an Antichrist killing all the bullies in town? If yes, shouldn’t he be… the good guy?
Jupiter Ascending (2015)
No, it’s not even close to being The Matrix. There are better things to watch, surely.
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
This movie needs to be ten times more absurd and offensive than it actually is.
