300: Rise of an Empire (2014)
The hero in this one is a major downgrade from Gerard Butler. Still, there’s always Eva Green.
Category:Film Reviews
Pawn Sacrifice (2015)
Poor Bobby Fischer. It turns out that he’s just a poor mentally unhinged guy oppressed by the government and capitalism and whatever.
Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015)
This one borrows so heavily from many better movies, so why watch this one, and not those movies?
Hatchet III (2013)
It makes fun of the previous movie and goes all out dumb. Credit given for effort, I guess.
2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
The Vatican Tapes (2015)
Go watch The Omen or something – it’d be much better than this dreary waste of time.
Ant-Man (2015)
Perhaps it is inevitable, but these Marvel superhero movies are starting to have a by-the-numbers feel.
Terminator Genisys (2015)
If you want your fond memories of the early movies to be violated to pieces, then yes, watch this one.
Siren (2010)
Well, at least the cast members are so pretty to look at.
Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort (2014)
Gratuitous sex scenes and disgusting gore in a low-budget crap flick. That’s… quite cool, actually.
