The 5th Wave (2016)
Prepare to be swept away by the crappiest cash-in teens-are-dumb franchise to date. No doubt there will be worse to come.
Category:Film Reviews
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca – it’s so good to see all of you again. Oh, and hi, new kids, I guess they ain’t so bad.
Dead Season (2012)
This one could have been better – the execution is not quite there.
Final Girl (2015)
Two people in current TV shows from producer Ryan Murphy, reminding you as to how bad they are at acting.
The Last Witch Hunter (2015)
Hopefully, this flat and draggy movie is indeed the last of its kind.
Contracted: Phase II (2015)
On the bright side, the zombie disease is still killing off all these twits.
Contracted (2013)
Careful, you may contract high blood pressure from all the obnoxious cretins in this movie.
The Martian (2015)
What happens when MacGyver gets scuttled to Mars and has everything at his disposal to do his survival stuff?
Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane (2007)
Zombies on a plane, and it’s really downhill from there.
Legendary: Tomb of the Dragon (2013)
They paid Dolph Lundgren and Scott Adkins to be in this one, but don’t put in any martial arts scene? Dumbasses.
