Warcraft (2016)
This one isn’t as bad as I feared, thank goodness. While it could be better, it’s unexpectedly pleasant and painless to watch.
Category:Film Reviews
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
This movie is the best kind of apology one can give for the dire thing that came before it.
Hawaii (2013)
How cute, hot shirtless guys posturing in slow-motion while pretending that they are in an arthouse movie.
Me Before You (2016)
This is a sweet tearjerker of a romantic movie. It should have and could have been so much more.
Me Him Her (2015)
Straight guy tells gays how to come out and shows lesbians the joys of shagging a straight dude. Max Landis really wants to be prom king, I see.
School of Life (2005)
Before he became Deadpool, Van Wilder grew up and played Robin Williams in a high school version of To Sir, with Love.
X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)
Ugh, why are these studios bending over backwards to give Marvel Studios the crown when it comes to superhero movies?
Crimson Peak (2015)
Loki gets married and introduces the wife to his creepy, deranged sister. I give the marriage two weeks.
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
This is easily one of the most brainless, ridiculous, and yet most entertaining popcorn flicks in a while.
Fifty Shades of Black (2016)
Yeah, yeah, crap movie, dumb parody, but did you get a look at that shirtless hunk running around in this movie? Oh, baby.
