X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)
Ugh, why are these studios bending over backwards to give Marvel Studios the crown when it comes to superhero movies?
Category:Film Reviews
Crimson Peak (2015)
Loki gets married and introduces the wife to his creepy, deranged sister. I give the marriage two weeks.
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
This is easily one of the most brainless, ridiculous, and yet most entertaining popcorn flicks in a while.
Fifty Shades of Black (2016)
Yeah, yeah, crap movie, dumb parody, but did you get a look at that shirtless hunk running around in this movie? Oh, baby.
The Forest (2016)
These woods are where brain cells go to die.
The Thing (2011)
John Carpenter’s version is so much better. Much grosser and scarier too!
Kill Your Friends (2015)
This one really wants to be the UK version of American Psycho so badly that it ends up flailing in desperation.
The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016)
Thor and Not-Natalie-Portman take on Elsa, who just can’t let it go, while four midgets run around kissing for the Rule 34 crowd.
Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
Bella Swan and Thor get together to take down the evil Queen and kill us all with boredom.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
The best thing about this movie is Wonder Woman’s throwaway appearance. Everything else is just dreary and plodding.
