Viral (2016)
There is a mysterious viral outbreak and the whole country is under quarantine. So what do these teens do? Throw a party, of course.
Category:Film Reviews
The Funhouse Massacre (2015)
Visiting a gruesome funhouse on Halloween? These dolts deserve everything they get.
Train to Busan (2016)
Something tells me this movie would appeal more to Korean movie fans than fans of zombie movies.
Howl (2015)
How nice, a train that breaks down right in the middle of werewolf county. Public transport can be such a bother.
The Sand (2015)
Don’t walk on the beach! Okay, this is no Jaws, not even close, but still, Dean Geyer’s shirtless all the time!
The Rezort (2015)
It’s Jurassic World meets The Walking Dead, and I am walking off.
Daddy (2015)
Good-looking, wealthy, and famous white dude whining and crying that he’s not getting enough love from his many conquests. How compelling, snort.
Steel (2015)
I never thought I’d say this, but so many shots of pasty rear ends and other bared male flesh still can’t save this interminably dull mess.
Frat House Massacre (2008)
I don’t know which is more terrifying: the disco dancing, the acting, or the fact that I am entertained by it all.
Morgan (2016)
This one pretends to be a more character-driven sci-fi horror, but it’s actually just about women kicking lots of crap out of one another.
