The Girl on the Train (2016)
For a suspense mystery thingy, this one is pretty bad at concealing its twists. Still, the cast tries its best.
Category:Film Reviews
Deepwater Horizon (2016)
If you need more reasons to hate BP, watch this disaster flick. It’s based on a true story as well as Hallmark tropes.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (2016)
This is a pretty but soulless movie featuring the usual blank slate male lead being everyone’s information dumpster.
The Magnificent Seven (2016)
It’s best to watch this one with expectations set at an all-time low, as it is just another loud, dumb remake.
Viral (2016)
There is a mysterious viral outbreak and the whole country is under quarantine. So what do these teens do? Throw a party, of course.
The Funhouse Massacre (2015)
Visiting a gruesome funhouse on Halloween? These dolts deserve everything they get.
Train to Busan (2016)
Something tells me this movie would appeal more to Korean movie fans than fans of zombie movies.
Howl (2015)
How nice, a train that breaks down right in the middle of werewolf county. Public transport can be such a bother.
The Sand (2015)
Don’t walk on the beach! Okay, this is no Jaws, not even close, but still, Dean Geyer’s shirtless all the time!
The Rezort (2015)
It’s Jurassic World meets The Walking Dead, and I am walking off.
