Kissed (1996)
A movie about necrophilia being… romantic and spiritual? Believe it.
Category:Film Reviews
XXX: Return of Xander Cage (2017)
Oh my goodness, here’s a movie that’s almost pornographic in how it treats its eye candies, firepower, and gratuitous violence.
XXX: State of the Union (2005)
I actually watched this one back in 2005, but promptly forgot to post a review. Rewatching it again, I can see why.
Patriots Day (2016)
Watch how Hollywood hams and cheeses up an actual bombing event into some lighter-waving feel-good shlock.
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)
Bye forever, Alice! I was so ready to say goodbye for a while now, anyway.
Scorned (2014)
There is only enough material here to keep me interested for, oh, 30 minutes. Everything after is just boredom in action.
Thirst (2015)
No happy hour here – this low budget monster flick is not terrible, but it is not good either.
Arrival (2016)
I really want to like this one more. It’s one of those things that make you feel smart just by watching it.
Passengers (2016)
This is a very sweet love story set in space… provided one can accept the premise and how the movie tackles this premise.
The Great Wall (2016)
This is exactly what is advertised on the box: a big, dumb, fun movie. Just sit back. enjoy, and try not to think too hard about it.
