Tarot (2024)
I pull a reversed the Sun card for this thing.
Category:Film Reviews
Sous la Seine (2024)
This one is pretty dumb, but it’s likely more entertaining than the actual Olympics this year!
Atlas (2024)
Meh. Atlas shrugged.
The Seventh Day (2021)
Guy Pearce as a hot priest? Sold!
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024)
Sadly, this time around it’s not worth a call.
Frogman (2023)
I can’t see why the Frogman doesn’t want to be found in this over-hyped, under-tuned film.
Immaculate (2024)
Pious virginal women, don’t ever emigrate to Italy!
Play Dead (2022)
Wow, Jerry O’Conell can play a really scary psycho!
Dracula III: Legacy (2005)
Oh my god, they have a cool main character, and proceed to ruin everything with imbeciles running wild everywhere.
Dracula II: Ascension (2003)
Ooh, a rather obscure sequel to a movie not many people watched…
