Masquerade (1988)
A delightfully trashy ’80s thriller with flat plots, flatter abs, and fabulous melodrama.
Category:Film Reviews
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)
Here is where behind-the-scenes drama outshines on-screen horror: a franchise’s death knell.
Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)
Barred from the project, Clive Barker’s vision is replaced by untalented hacks looking to cash in.
Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
Space, time, and studio execs collide in a demonic jigsaw puzzle. Pinhead’s here, but coherence isn’t.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
Pinhead trades existential dread for cheesy one-liners and viewers trade 97 minutes of their lives for a nap. A true hell on earth.
Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009)
Anacondas: Trail of Blood slithers into absurdity with rubbery CGI, laughable acting, and nonsensical plot.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Puzzle boxes meet psychiatry in a sequel that is as necessary as sunscreen in the underworld.
Hellraiser (1987)
The film that started it all for fans of pins in the head…
Dead Alive (1992)
Before he consorted with hobbits, Peter Jackson indulged in degenerate gross-out-serry that will give genteel folks seizures.