Rings (2017)
Samara is so twenty years ago. Why bother beating that dead horse again?
Category:Film Reviews
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017)
This one is still a blast like the previous movie, but it lacks some of the charms of the previous movie too.
John Wick (2014)
Never mess with a grieving widower who knows his guns.
The Space between Us (2017)
The awkward-looking Asa Butterfield is the only thing that saves it from the one-oogie mire.
Kissed (1996)
A movie about necrophilia being… romantic and spiritual? Believe it.
XXX: Return of Xander Cage (2017)
Oh my goodness, here’s a movie that’s almost pornographic in how it treats its eye candies, firepower, and gratuitous violence.
XXX: State of the Union (2005)
I actually watched this one back in 2005, but promptly forgot to post a review. Rewatching it again, I can see why.
Patriots Day (2016)
Watch how Hollywood hams and cheeses up an actual bombing event into some lighter-waving feel-good shlock.
Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)
Bye forever, Alice! I was so ready to say goodbye for a while now, anyway.
Scorned (2014)
There is only enough material here to keep me interested for, oh, 30 minutes. Everything after is just boredom in action.
