Once Upon a Time in Venice (2017)
This movie wants to be funny, but it isn’t. It wants to be sexy, but it also isn’t that as well.
Category:Film Reviews
Eat Locals (2017)
It’s a vampire get-together to remember, even if the movie itself isn’t quite amazing.
Finding Dory (2016)
Do we really need to give Ellen DeGeneres a big paycheck for being her usual obnoxious self?
The Shadow Effect (2017)
Okay, this is a dreary low-budget indie movie but who cares? The hot lead actor takes it off, so yay, happiness.
The Mummy (2017)
Oh god, this one is excruciating. Please bring back Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.
Gremlin (2017)
This has nothing to do with those cute murderous critters from those 1980s movies – this one has more in common with a heart attack.
Wonder Woman (2017)
Ladies and gentlemen, DC has arrived. Bow before your queen.
Resident Evil: Vendetta (2017)
This movie is like a zombie, because watching it is akin to having it rip the brain out of my skull.
Taekwondo (2016)
Ah, classic Argentinian softporn, er, arthouse – many hot guys, ample nudity, a sweet love story between two guys, but meager payoff.
Paper Towns (2015)
No amount of gimmicks can hide the fact that this is a generic coming-of-age teen movie.
