Category:Film Reviews

Hold the Dark (2018)

Alaska is so cold, but fortunately, a kill party will heat things up… a bit.

There’s nothing like an old-school violent gangster movie to warm one’s heart in the new year.

Wes Bentley and Christian Slater in the same crummy movie? It’s like a D-lister party or something!

Look, people, it’s ladies-doing-Aliens, so it must be woke, girl power, smash toxic white masculinity, et cetera, and hence good. Right? Well…

Casting Sam Worthington in the role of a human being is the biggest mistake this movie could have ever made.

Dumb kids throw a party at a site of some dire atrocities, and summon a demon into a kid’s body. You will never guess what happens next.

Wes Craven’s final film is this. This. No wonder the world is effed up.

People in a trap-filled building. Yes, another one of those movies.

Here’s a very average slasher film relying heavily on a gimmick to stand out.

Oh, right, back into that corner M Night Shyamalan goes. Sheesh, he can’t even sustain a momentum built by a rare good movie from him.