The Predator (2018)
Ladies and gentlemen, here’s one of the most worthless movies of 2018.
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The Equalizer 2 (2018)
The only reason to watch this one is the beautiful violence, but even then, the body count is kind of low to make up for its flaws.
Mile 22 (2018)
The star of the show is a guy who looks hot in tight black undies as he violently murders the hell out of people.
Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
White people in America are loving this movie because it makes them feel woke. Don’t tell them it’s full-blown mediocre fare.
7 Guardians of the Tomb (2018)
This is the equivalent of getting a stack of giant Anthrax spore-filled envelopes from China and Australia.
The Meg (2018)
Jason Statham turns out to be the only valid reason to watch this thing, and even then, he’s fighting uphill.
Creep Van (2012)
The lead actor quit show business and is never seen in LA ever again after this movie. That should tell you something.
Werewolf: The Beast Among Us (2012)
Don’t be fooled by the kickass poster – someone decided that this movie is better off trying to be Twilight.
Saltwater (2016)
Don’t watch this for the monster stuff – watch it for the comedy, awful CGIs, and Bobby Campo’s adorable smile.
Unfriended (2014)
This is why high school brats should be playing video games or watching naughty things online instead of, shudder, socializing.
