Beyond the Edge (2018)
Russia, please take this back and hide it away so that nobody will ever have to see it again.
Category:Film Reviews
A Quiet Place (2018)
This is half a solid horror movie, until you think about what you have seen and it completely falls apart.
Victor Crowley (2017)
Poor Andrew Yong, he’s going to be so traumatized after this second encounter with the titular character.
Ready Player One (2018)
Lots of gamer meta references and CGI porn mask a derivative and often silly story.
Pacific Rim Uprising (2018)
We already have one Michael Bay; we don’t need an inferior, two-bit imitation.
Pacific Rim (2013)
With the sequel just around the corner, I guess it’s time to get off my rear end and watch this one.
The Passenger (2012)
Sure, there are naked bits here and there, but the overall effect is a snooze.
Red Sparrow (2018)
If you were too virtuous to peek at Jennifer Lawrence’s nude pics when they were leaked a while back, she obligingly gets naked here for you.
Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017)
This is a truly WTF kind of movie. Is there any point to it at all?
Tomb Raider (2018)
This lifeless reboot is a complete morgue when it comes to delivering the thrills.
