Bird Box (2018)
Oh look, it’s A Blinded Place, a sequel to that A Quiet Place movie!
Category:Film Reviews
Howard Lovecraft and the Undersea Kingdom (2017)
Wonder how Cthulhu feels about being a loyal sidekick of an emo brat.
Bumblebee (2018)
For a course correction, this one isn’t bad. Which means, in this case, it’s pretty average.
A Closer Walk with Thee (2017)
Christmas season is the perfect time for a low-budget film about a pastor’s son versus a homo demon.
Mary Poppins Returns (2018)
Here’s another installment in the ennoblement of bad parenting and children behaving badly.
Howard Lovecraft and the Frozen Kingdom (2016)
Wait, this is really a thing? Blasphemy!
The Ice Cream Truck (2017)
Suburbia is terrible, but put in an ice cream truck and it’s terrifying. But this isn’t that movie, sorry.
Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018)
What’s worse than a bad shark movie? A boring one.
Aquaman (2018)
How to tame your kraken, the re-beginning.
The Christmas Chronicles (2018)
It’s a Christmas caper so expect sickening sentimentality, grating precious daughters, surly teens, and Santa trying very hard to be cool.