Category:Film Reviews

Mary Poppins Returns (2018)

Here’s another installment in the ennoblement of bad parenting and children behaving badly.

Wait, this is really a thing? Blasphemy!

Suburbia is terrible, but put in an ice cream truck and it’s terrifying. But this isn’t that movie, sorry.

What’s worse than a bad shark movie? A boring one.

How to tame your kraken, the re-beginning.

It’s a Christmas caper so expect sickening sentimentality, grating precious daughters, surly teens, and Santa trying very hard to be cool.

I know, we’re all sick of Spider-Man movies by now, but this one is really, really fun!

This is what happens when you are a spoilsport during Christmastime. Krampus kebab!

Who needs masked mad killers and clowns from outer space when you have family members like these?

Scott Adkins’s movie quality is directly proportional to the amount of time he is shirtless. This one, well… damn the shirt. Damn the shirt!