Lake Placid: Legacy (2018)
The crocodile loses in the end, boo!
Category:Film Reviews
The Cleaning Lady (2018)
Pro-tip: don’t hire ugly people as the help.
Men in Black: International (2019)
Thor’s and Valkyrie’s post-MCU careers aren’t being so hot at the moment.
Assimilate (2019)
I’d probably like this one more if I hadn’t seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers…
Pilgrimage (2017)
Peter Parker joins some monks and the Punisher in escorting a holy relic out of Ireland. He should’ve just stayed in bed.
Pompeii (2014)
Volcano explodes, people die, and I yawn.
I Am Mother (2019)
It sucks when you’re apparently the last human on earth and your BFF is a robot.
The Midnight Man (2016)
Well, clearly my horror movie night has been a big bust. Sigh.
Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)
Harry Potter meets Cthulhu… oh, who am I kidding? This is rubbish.
Insanitarium (2008)
Why would anyone think it’s a good idea to pretend to be mad in order to get into a loonybin?