The Ice Cream Truck (2017)
Suburbia is terrible, but put in an ice cream truck and it’s terrifying. But this isn’t that movie, sorry.
Category:Film Reviews
Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018)
What’s worse than a bad shark movie? A boring one.
Aquaman (2018)
How to tame your kraken, the re-beginning.
The Christmas Chronicles (2018)
It’s a Christmas caper so expect sickening sentimentality, grating precious daughters, surly teens, and Santa trying very hard to be cool.
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
I know, we’re all sick of Spider-Man movies by now, but this one is really, really fun!
Krampus (2015)
This is what happens when you are a spoilsport during Christmastime. Krampus kebab!
Hereditary (2018)
Who needs masked mad killers and clowns from outer space when you have family members like these?
Savage Dog (2017)
Scott Adkins’s movie quality is directly proportional to the amount of time he is shirtless. This one, well… damn the shirt. Damn the shirt!
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
JK Rowling finally gets to share the same oxygen as the two men she has the hots for.
Overlord (2018)
Oh my goodness, the Nazis are making zombie soldiers! Yeah, that same old story.
