A Star Is Born (2018)
Lady Gaga and Rocket Raccoon are getting it on, but seriously kids, don’t drink so much.
Category:Film Reviews
First Man (2018)
Box office poison Ryan Gosling is back to put those Eeyore eyes to good use: adding one more bomb to his CV.
A Simple Favor (2018)
Eeuw, Anna Kendrick again? Who keeps hiring this irritating git for lead roles anyway?
Venom (2018)
Here’s a shocker: after losing the Spider-Man franchise, Sony repeats the same mistakes in order to keep losing in the cape show race.
The Theatre Bizarre (2011)
Raped by a frog monster, dismembered and eaten by freaks, squashed up into a box… this is what happens when horror movies try to be too arty.
Searching (2018)
It’s like Unfriended, only with only one likely dead girl and her distraught father.
The Predator (2018)
Ladies and gentlemen, here’s one of the most worthless movies of 2018.
The Equalizer 2 (2018)
The only reason to watch this one is the beautiful violence, but even then, the body count is kind of low to make up for its flaws.
Mile 22 (2018)
The star of the show is a guy who looks hot in tight black undies as he violently murders the hell out of people.
Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
White people in America are loving this movie because it makes them feel woke. Don’t tell them it’s full-blown mediocre fare.
