Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
This is an exhilarating kind of mediocrity, with all the thrills that one will live for during the moment and eventually forget.
Category:Film Reviews
The Kid Who Would Be King (2019)
Here’s another predictable kiddie movie to make fat and unpopular kids feel good, if only for a moment, about their lives.
Apostle (2018)
This would have been so good if they had cast a different bloke to play that tortured leading male character.
Hold the Dark (2018)
Alaska is so cold, but fortunately, a kill party will heat things up… a bit.
The Night Comes for Us (2018)
There’s nothing like an old-school violent gangster movie to warm one’s heart in the new year.
Dolan’s Cadillac (2009)
Wes Bentley and Christian Slater in the same crummy movie? It’s like a D-lister party or something!
Annihilation (2018)
Look, people, it’s ladies-doing-Aliens, so it must be woke, girl power, smash toxic white masculinity, et cetera, and hence good. Right? Well…
The Titan (2018)
Casting Sam Worthington in the role of a human being is the biggest mistake this movie could have ever made.
The Asylum (2015)
Dumb kids throw a party at a site of some dire atrocities, and summon a demon into a kid’s body. You will never guess what happens next.
Scream 4 (2011)
Wes Craven’s final film is this. This. No wonder the world is effed up.