The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
If you want to discourage someone from working in a morgue, let them watch this one.
Category:Film Reviews
Captain Marvel (2019)
Marvel’s very own Superman is here. Thanos isn’t the only deus ex machina in this universe!
Prospect (2018)
Oh, Pedro Pascal isn’t playing a bad guy for once. Am I allowed to say that he’s so beautiful in such a role? Sigh.
Papillon (2017)
I am not sure about the story, but oh my, so much pretty to look at. So much pretty… God, I need the NC-17 fanfiction now.
The Prodigy (2019)
This Canadian production ends up being a two-bit The Omen wannabe. Oh, Canada.
Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
The art scene is a pretentious carnival of suck, so let’s liven it up with some paranormal homicide.
Plague (2015)
Australians apparently lose their minds during a zombie apocalypse, inflicting great pain on the audience in the process.
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)
It should be illegal to have a rehashed sequel released so close to the previous movie.
A Dog’s Way Home (2019)
Oh look, what a cute doggie! How can I resist… oh wait, this movie isn’t that irresistible.
Proud Mary (2018)
Cookie Lyon tries to pull a John Wick and… well, let’s just say that the results are mixed.