Triple Threat (2019)
Asian martial arts versus the world. Sure, the story is crap, but who really watches this thing for the story?
Category:Film Reviews
Get Out (2017)
White people want badly to be black people that they go through great lengths to do so… wait, what?
Mephisto-Effekt (2013)
Incel MGTOW versus Chad PUA – who will emerge the triumphant party?
Suspiria (2018)
Fear the dancing, colourful, wrinkled elderly vagina!
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
If you want to discourage someone from working in a morgue, let them watch this one.
Captain Marvel (2019)
Marvel’s very own Superman is here. Thanos isn’t the only deus ex machina in this universe!
Prospect (2018)
Oh, Pedro Pascal isn’t playing a bad guy for once. Am I allowed to say that he’s so beautiful in such a role? Sigh.
Papillon (2017)
I am not sure about the story, but oh my, so much pretty to look at. So much pretty… God, I need the NC-17 fanfiction now.
The Prodigy (2019)
This Canadian production ends up being a two-bit The Omen wannabe. Oh, Canada.
Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
The art scene is a pretentious carnival of suck, so let’s liven it up with some paranormal homicide.