Papillon (2017)
I am not sure about the story, but oh my, so much pretty to look at. So much pretty… God, I need the NC-17 fanfiction now.
Category:Film Reviews
The Prodigy (2019)
This Canadian production ends up being a two-bit The Omen wannabe. Oh, Canada.
Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
The art scene is a pretentious carnival of suck, so let’s liven it up with some paranormal homicide.
Plague (2015)
Australians apparently lose their minds during a zombie apocalypse, inflicting great pain on the audience in the process.
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)
It should be illegal to have a rehashed sequel released so close to the previous movie.
A Dog’s Way Home (2019)
Oh look, what a cute doggie! How can I resist… oh wait, this movie isn’t that irresistible.
Proud Mary (2018)
Cookie Lyon tries to pull a John Wick and… well, let’s just say that the results are mixed.
Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
This is an exhilarating kind of mediocrity, with all the thrills that one will live for during the moment and eventually forget.
The Kid Who Would Be King (2019)
Here’s another predictable kiddie movie to make fat and unpopular kids feel good, if only for a moment, about their lives.
Apostle (2018)
This would have been so good if they had cast a different bloke to play that tortured leading male character.
