Crawl (2019)
This is what happens when morons have cell phones but still fail to catch a hurricane warning.
Category:Film Reviews
The Ritual (2017)
Why do people keep going to these scary wilderness for R&R? Go to Disney World or something, sheesh!
Ex Machina (2014)
This is why you shouldn’t want to have sex with robots.
Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)
And here you thought Tony Stark is dead. Here’s his Mini-Me, people!
Toy Story 4 (2019)
Woody finally lives up to his name and closes the deal with Bo Peep. Bless.
Bad Kids Go to Hell (2012)
How do you do, my fellow cool kids? I’m so edgy and cool! Whee!
Child’s Play (2019)
This won’t be a good Chucky film, but it’s actually a very solid horror flick on its own right.
Nightmare Cinema (2018)
Modern horror from old school folks? No Conjuring universe crap? Count me in!
Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2018)
This remake is just plain so awful that it’s… well, awful.
Day of the Dead (2008)
This movie is so terrible to the extent that it becomes unintentionally hilarious.
