It Chapter Two (2019)
Poor Pennywise. He’s stuck in nearly three hours of perpetual boredom.
Category:Film Reviews
Tragedy Girls (2017)
Oh my god, Storm and Negasonic Teenage Warhead are so, like, totally psycho!
Dylan Dog: Dead of Night (2011)
Casting Brandon Routh in this thing is a fatal mistake.
Midsommar (2019)
And you think only America has homicidal hillbillies…
Ready or Not (2019)
Be careful of the family you’re marrying into. They may be in bed with the devil.
Ma (2019)
Octavia Spencer elevates this movie, but why is she even in this thing in the first place?
Us (2019)
Mirror images want to kill the real folks they are modeled after. Wait, is this a pod people thing?
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)
Quentin Tarantino touches himself excitedly while directing this eye-rolling self-congratulatory waste of almost three hours.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)
It’s better than those Goosebumps things, but feels worse than the books this is inspired by.
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)
LOL box office dud. Like anyone didn’t see that coming!
