Five Feet Apart (2019)
The fault in our lungs.
Category:Film Reviews
Ad Astra (2019)
Ooh, a two-hour montage of Brad Pitt looking all angst-pretty under flattering hues!
The Void (2016)
What every hospital needs: monsters with tentacles of death!
The Lost Viking (2018)
Talk about a bad trip abroad…
Terminal (2018)
This is a love letter to Margot Robbie, and not much else.
Malevolent (2018)
At least it isn’t one of the crap The Conjuring Universe films.
5-Headed Shark Attack (2017)
Five heads are definitely worse than one.
Viking Siege (2017)
This one could have been a fun, campy pleasure… but it doesn’t quite succeed.
3-Headed Shark Attack (2015)
Three heads are definitely not better than two.
Robin Hood: The Rebellion (2018)
No, no, this is the other terrible Robin Hood movie. The British one.
