Synonymes (2019)
The main actor’s donglers steal the show, but that’s all there is to it.
Category:Film Reviews
Avengement (2019)
Trusting your criminal, no-good asshole brother only leads to pain and more. Imagine that.
Verotika (2019)
A punk music icon attempts to direct a horror anthology with, er, horrifying results.
L’acrobate (2019)
Hot men! Actually having sex on screen! Oh, there’s some sad story in here too – arty movie and all – but meh.
The Black String (2018)
Malcolm in the Middle has unprotected sex with some strange woman, and gets a hideous rash from hell.
Stuber (2019)
Ha, ha, look: an Indian Uber driver gets harassed by a cop! Not exactly kosher in the present day, is it?
Spenser Confidential (2020)
The 1980s investigative TV show drama vibes are strong in this one.
Come to Daddy (2019)
No, this is not a sleazy sex romp. Sorry, folks with a fetish for hobbits.
Bloodshot (2020)
Vin Diesel tries to kickstart another franchise that doesn’t have fast cars, and fails yet again to impress.
Justice League: War (2014)
I’m not expecting superheroes to be PhD holders or strategic geniuses, but oh my goodness, these ones are dumb.
