Robot Riot (2020)
Why is Ryan Merriman appearing in these terrible movies? Please blink twice if they are holding you hostage, Ryan!

Why is Ryan Merriman appearing in these terrible movies? Please blink twice if they are holding you hostage, Ryan!

This is a Big Twist movie. It lives and dies by the twist, and you live and die by whether you like the twist.

The previous Mortal Kombat movie is still better.

If this movie had actually been a cult classic like they say, then the term “cult classic” has no meaning anymore.

Even in Poland, you are not safe from murderous mutant hillbillies.

Well, I’ll show this thing the door alright.

Oh, for a great Lovecraft-ian movie, instead of just one more average addition to the pile.

Sexy Dagon-things? This is one color out of space I won’t mind getting daubed in.

The gore is pretty good, but so much of everything else is a bore.

There are too many boring, bland human beings spoiling an otherwise decent monster-on-monster WWE extravaganza.
