As the Village Sleeps (2021)
Why would anyone make this thing… and worse, unleash it to the unsuspecting public?
Category:Film Reviews
The Perfection (2018)
Why go to an expensive music school when it’s safer to just start your own band?
Code Name: Wolverine (1996)
I think I see the shape of Antonio Sabato Jr’s penis… oh wait, I saw the whole thing on display already in another movie. Next!
Clouds (2020)
This movie suffers from Stage IV meh-lanoma and oh-so-blah-coma.
Gone, but Not Forgotten (2003)
Teddypig’s mood: forget this.
The Boy (2015)
This is how kiddie psychos are made. He’s surrounded by cartoon villains.
Grand école (2004)
Well, Teddypig appreciates the bared pretty man-flesh and the long, dangling… ahem. So that’s good, right?
Khepri Cockroach Tide (2020)
In a time when killer robot cockroaches are coming to kill us all, female humans are the true threat to humanity.
Red Dirt (2000)
It’s a gay film with straight sex scenes, bewildering Southern accents, and very little gay element. Teddypig’s mood: gaybaited.
Love Is the Devil: Study for a Portrait of Francis Bacon (1998)
Oh boy! Flabby pale gay guys having drunken sex!