La región salvaje (2016)
Why on earth did they force this one to become a horror movie again?
Category:Film Reviews
Rocketman (2019)
Watch for the music. If you were expecting any new insight into Elton John’s life… well, that’s why they call it the blues.
Zombeavers (2014)
Believe it or not, this isn’t a pornographic film.
Artemis Fowl (2020)
A few people will be firing their agents soon, I bet, because this Artemis is foul.
Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
House that dribbles semen 1, idiot man 0.
Extracurricular Activities (2019)
How sad that a movie about a high school teen getting paid to kill his school mates’ parents ends up being a dud.
Monster Party (2018)
This one is more of a monster of a headache.
The Lodge (2019)
People are assholes that deserve all the pain they get!
The Woman in Black (2012)
Harry Potter manages to make me all choked up inside. Who would have thought?
Il compleanno (2009)
If this movie wants me to feel for a married man chasing after a lad half his age, best not make the man an ass.
