Sharknado (2013)
So, I finally watched this thing, and I’m underwhelmed by it.
Category:Film Reviews
The Beach House (2019)
Weird things happen in a beach town, and I don’t give a rat’s rear end.
Ninja: Shadow of a Tear (2013)
Scott Adkins takes his shirt off, so this is already a good movie by default.
The Old Guard (2020)
Oh look, a comic adaptation that isn’t MCU or DCEU, and it’s actually pretty good!
Lake Placid vs. Anaconda (2015)
Well, the two series have been stomach-churning bad thus far, so this crossover have nowhere to go but up.
Book of Monsters (2018)
Cheap can be beautiful, but this one is more like a knock-off of a designer label.
Shelter (2007)
Is this movie really good, or is it good because many other movies of its kind are bad?
The Sandman (2017)
This one would have put me to sleep if that child actor would just stop screaming. God.
Kickboxer: Vengeance (2016)
This one is more of a sluggish slap in the rear end than a hard punch in the gut,
Prison (1987)
Even Viggo Mortensen in white briefs can’t save this movie.
