Dracula 3D (2012)
This is one of Rutger Hauer’s last legacies to us? Oh, the shame of it all.
Category:Film Reviews
Crying Freeman (1995)
This is a bad movie by itself, but it’s also a solid adaptation of a bad manga.
Black Site Delta (2017)
Here’s another dud to add into Cam Gigandet’s CV. That guy really needs a better agent.
The Jackal (1997)
Go watch or read the original The Day of the Jackal, and skip this blundering remake.
The Mortuary Collection (2019)
Oh nice, it’s been awhile since I watched a solid horror anthology movie.
Dirty Dancing (2017)
Why cast people that can’t dance or act in a romantic musical?
Aterrados (2017)
Even Argentina can’t escape the threat of jump scares and slow camera pans in the dark.
Red Riding Hood (2011)
What’s better than Twilight? Twilight, with a bad werewolf!
Snatchers (2019)
Losing one’s virginity and ending up pregnant with murderous bug aliens. Talk about horrible first times.
Polaroid (2019)
Shadows! Jump scares! Boo! Jump scares! Shadows! Zzzzzz…
