Snatchers (2019)
Losing one’s virginity and ending up pregnant with murderous bug aliens. Talk about horrible first times.
Category:Film Reviews
Polaroid (2019)
Shadows! Jump scares! Boo! Jump scares! Shadows! Zzzzzz…
Two Heads Creek (2019)
This is a textbook example of how not to do political satire and horror comedy.
Cute Little Buggers (2017)
Intriguing title aside, this one is such a dreary and unfunny movie.
Antebellum (2020)
Think of it simply as a big, dumb movie and nobody will be disappointed.
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)
The whole thing is blah and meh squared.
Ghosts of War (2020)
File this under: “At least it tries to be different, I guess.”
Alpha Code (2020)
Does anyone still believe that Denise Richards is a bankable star? This movie does.
Bloodline (2018)
Yeah, yeah, another homicidal counselor. It’s rarer to find one that isn’t crazy in some way.
The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020)
Talk about an unnecessary sequel. This one is just a lazy rehash.
