All the Creatures Were Stirring (2019)
Nothing’s stirring on my end, I’m afraid.
Category:Film Reviews
Hunter’s Moon (2020)
Come watch as Thomas Jane buries the last of his dignity in the graveyard of his career.
Bad Candy (2020)
Not exactly diarrhea-causing material, but it’s still tad hard to go down.
Bite (2015)
Once again, the poster delivers more than the movie itself.
The Manson Brothers Midnight Zombie Massacre (2021)
Wrestlers versus zombies. It’s quite the show.
The Wrong Prince Charming (2021)
Boy, and I thought the “romance” selection of Netflix is atrocious. Here comes Lifetime to ask Netflix to hold its beer!
Psycho Intern (2021)
The title is the only thing this movie has going for it.
Await the Dawn (2020)
Oh my god, this terrible thing actually won 11 awards from somebody? Why?
Slaxx (2020)
It’s like these people haven’t the foggiest idea what to do with the movie after coming up with the man-eating jeans premise.
Benny Loves You (2019)
Oh look, here’s a cute toy that kills people. Another reason to set fire on your kid’s Elmo right away.