Willy’s Wonderland (2021)
I was looking forward to this one so, so watch. Naturally, it turns out to be a huge disappointment. Sigh.
I was looking forward to this one so, so watch. Naturally, it turns out to be a huge disappointment. Sigh.
Watch this one if you want to feel worse about Christmas, COVID-19 cabin fever, or anything else that applies.
Big monsters, big explosions, big destruction. What else can I ask for from a movie like this?
Jump scare! Darkly lit scenes! Creepy kids! More jump scares!
It’s tough when the worst genocidal maniac in the universe falls under the command of a mean little bully.
There’s nothing wrong with being cheap-ish when it comes to horror flicks. It’s wrong, however, to be boring.
A movie with a homicidal ghostly carpenter? Sure, it’s absurd, but dang it, it nails a lot of things right too.
There is a homicidal Bigfoot here, but the real killer is the stinging boredom from sitting through this thing.
See? This is why you don’t entertain weird calls from strangers.
The boredom inflicted by this movie is likely more fatal than the alien’s assault in this thing.