Haunt (2019)
How many movies do we need to tell us not to visit a theme park during Halloween?

How many movies do we need to tell us not to visit a theme park during Halloween?

Is that the temperature of my brain as I watch this thing?

This one is more of a lesson on how not to protect a woman marked by a demon for being its host.

Give it up, guys. This ain’t working.

The true horror of this thing is how the director-screenwriter tries to cram as many slow-mo “artistic” shots as possible.

This movie is like porn, only with the sexy parts replaced by stilted conversations.

The most important fact about this movies: yes, people, Omari Hardwick shows off that body again. Ooh mama.

Forget that reboot. Now this is the sequel worth answering the call for!

You can be too cheap to make a movie, as this one proves.

At long last, a horror movie that genuinely makes me feel scared for the characters on the screen!
