False Positive (2021)
Who knew that fertility centers are a scary place!
Category:Film Reviews
A Quiet Place Part II (2021)
My god, why isn’t that horrid daughter killed off yet?
As the Village Sleeps (2021)
Why would anyone make this thing… and worse, unleash it to the unsuspecting public?
The Perfection (2018)
Why go to an expensive music school when it’s safer to just start your own band?
Code Name: Wolverine (1996)
I think I see the shape of Antonio Sabato Jr’s penis… oh wait, I saw the whole thing on display already in another movie. Next!
Clouds (2020)
This movie suffers from Stage IV meh-lanoma and oh-so-blah-coma.
Gone, but Not Forgotten (2003)
Teddypig’s mood: forget this.
The Boy (2015)
This is how kiddie psychos are made. He’s surrounded by cartoon villains.
Grand école (2004)
Well, Teddypig appreciates the bared pretty man-flesh and the long, dangling… ahem. So that’s good, right?
Khepri Cockroach Tide (2020)
In a time when killer robot cockroaches are coming to kill us all, female humans are the true threat to humanity.
