Death on the Nile (2022)
Could the cause of death be boredom, by any chance?
Category:Film Reviews
Clowns in the Woods (2021)
Made in Indiegogo, here’s an indeed no no.
The Cursed (2021)
This werewolf flick is gorgeous but toothless.
Scream (2022)
Oh god, why won’t they let this franchise die?
A Predator Returns (2021)
Oh, Bruce, that hot crazy psycho boyfriend. He deserves better than this.
In Search of Lovecraft (2008)
The true cosmic horror lies in the fact that this movie exists.
Blood Vessel (2019)
When the vampires are the smarter and less annoying things on this ship…
Fresh (2022)
Girl, is it really that much of a hardship to date a cannibal that looks like Sebastian Stan?
Cyst (2020)
This one deflates like a punctured balloon instead of popping all over like it should have done.
Blood Born (2021)
This one makes a great case for why morons shouldn’t be parents.