Books of Blood (2020)
Another example of why making movies out of Clive Barker’s stories can be a self-inflicting wound.
Category:Film Reviews
Halloween Kills (2021)
Here’s a sequel that completely undoes the only good thing about the previous movie. Wait, why?
Blade the Iron Cross (2020)
Wait, who dug this franchise out from its grave for one last flogging?
Clown Fear (2020)
These folks really need a better cast to do the script justice.
Malignant (2021)
Typical character here: I’ll keeping walking in this dark hallway and count the number of jump scares before I get killed…
Free Guy (2021)
Glad I waited for it to hit streaming!
The Sum of Us (1994)
Teddypig has six magic words for y’all: young Russell Crowe in a towel.
Candyman (2021)
White people suck, white cops must die… these people recall that this is supposed to be a horror film, right?
Harry & Meghan: Escaping the Palace (2021)
On the bright side, this is far less embarrassing that whatever real life fake drama those two are raising.
The Cleansing Hour (2019)
The devil is the biggest troll. Don’t need to watch this thing to know that.
