Cyst (2020)
This one deflates like a punctured balloon instead of popping all over like it should have done.
Category:Film Reviews
Blood Born (2021)
This one makes a great case for why morons shouldn’t be parents.
Fallen (2022)
Right to the bottom of the barrel, naturally.
Hellbender (2021)
Mommy-daughter angst, with a touch of magic and meat-munchery.
Ghost Lab (2021)
Cute Thai guys pretend to be researching the afterlife, when all they want to do is to be yaoi fodder.
Game of Death (2017)
If you’re here for dumb people being killed in gory ways, step into the ring.
Candy Corn (2019)
Tony Todd’s presence in a movie is fast becoming a warning to stay away from it…
Yummy (2019)
Inconsiderate zombies attack folks that are at a hospital for plastic surgery.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
Is this, what, the 200th remake or reboot or sequel in the last 20 years alone? Can we just let this franchise die?
The Deep House (2021)
It’s another generic BANG BANG JUMP SCARES in a darkly lit movie affair, only underwater. Where it’s darker, how lovely.
