A Classic Horror Story (2021)
This is a decent slasher flick that does its best to remind me of the true classics.
Category:Film Reviews
Splinter (2008)
It pokes you and turns you into a monster that no one can really see clearly. Lame.
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter (1999)
This thing can hang itself because it’s terminally awful.
A Werewolf in England (2020)
Okay, so there’s a pretty hot naked guy here, but the most part, bite me.
No One Will Save You (2023)
This is one of the most entertaining scary-funny alien invasion movies I’ve seen in a while.
Older Gods (2023)
Oh, this is like a Cthulhu unicorn! Do you know how rare is it to find a halfway decent, much less good, cosmic horror film?
Tau (2018)
We should put Ed Skrein in a white shirt and suit every day of the year. Pants optional, preferably sans.
Alien Invasion: S.U.M.1 (2017)
Oh, the awful things that happen when people try to be more clever than they are.
Don’t Fuck in the Woods 2 (2022)
This is far better than the sequel, but it’s still not good enough.
Don’t Fuck in the Woods (2016)
Don’t watch this thing unless you like to see ugly naked people.