The Beach (2000)
When white people humiliate themselves thoroughly in Thailand…

When white people humiliate themselves thoroughly in Thailand…

Chinese and black gangstas are at war and Jet Li is going to save the day.

Now that we have given Julia Roberts the acclaim she desperately wants, can she go away for a long time?

This isn’t an autobiography but rather, a director so bent on making himself out to be a martyr-hero that he loses the plot altogether.

I always love a gorgeous, well done movie with an amoral protagonist.

All the ugly guys in Hollywood come together so that they can play big studs in a little movie.

Oh, this is one emotionally draining and resonating watch! I love it!

Now this is a solid, claustrophobic “trapped in space… with aliens” kind of movie!

Is this a montage or a movie? It doesn’t seem to know either.

Ugh, this romance is so dead on the water.
