Hamlet (2000)
This is one example of arty-farty done right. Nice and stylish without sacrificing substance.

This is one example of arty-farty done right. Nice and stylish without sacrificing substance.

This one won’t have much substance, but it’s fun all the way to the finish line.

Watching this one breaks my heart, because it’s so epic and awesome.

Wait, haven’t I seen this one before? At least two times already?

Oh no, with the movie this bad, Xenu will never send his spaceships to Earth!

SHE CHOOSES THE WRONG GUY IN THE END!!! HATE!!!

Two of my least favorite actors in a stinking pile of turd. Just lovely.

Despite, or in spite of Matthew Perry, this one is wicked, funny. and adorable.

This is a by-the-numbers film that is saved by, believe it or not, Tom Cruise’s chemistry with the lead actress.

Evil is cool, but smugness is not. And this movie mistakes cool evil for smug twattery.
