Return to Me (2000)
Who would’ve thought Fox Mulder can be such a romantic sweetheart?
Category:Film Reviews
Disney’s The Kid (2000)
If this movie is any sweeter, I’d die of diabetes.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
This one works much better as a drama than martial arts movie. Set your expectations accordingly.
The Perfect Storm (2000)
Wait, there are people in this movie?
The Patriot (2000)
Strictly for patriots and anti-British people.
The Next Best Thing (2000)
Is this the ultimate fag hag movie?
X-Men (2000)
I want to have Wolverine’s babies. That is all.
Chicken Run (2000)
I’m suddenly in the mood for KFC.
Scary Movie (2000)
Of course, someone has to parody the recent upsurge of teen slasher movies.
Onegin (1999)
An arty farty movie based on a Russian story? Oh, cringe.