Coyote Ugly (2000)
Showgirls has some bad campy charms, at least – go watch that one!
Category:Film Reviews
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)
There’s a sweet story here, but it’s buried under a pile of scatalogical jokes and painful gags.
Shaft (2000)
This version of the dude is free of blaxploitation stuff. It’s serious, sober, and rather dull.
Center Stage (2000)
Ooh, ballet porn. Wait, there’s a story here? Too busy looking at the scenery to notice.
The Million Dollar Hotel (2000)
This is why you don’t let musicians think they are movie people.
Love’s Labour’s Lost (2000)
Shakespeare and Kenneth Branagh always feel like a pretentious excursion.
The Skulls (2000)
Why isn’t this a gay softporn movie like Jesus clearly intended it to be? Fail!
Hollow Man (2000)
Ugh, they can’t even sleaze right. What good are these people for, then?
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000)
How odd that the characters in the title seem to be sidekicks rather than main characters.
Committed (2000)
Hold the presses – Luke Wilson plays a meanie here.