Category:Film Reviews

Almost Famous (2000)

Ah, the bittersweet memories of corrupted youth… and other nonsense like that.

This low-rent sequel assembles a third-rate version of the cast in the original movie. So much cringe to give!

I want to be a cheerleader too. Where do I sign up?

Showgirls has some bad campy charms, at least – go watch that one!

There’s a sweet story here, but it’s buried under a pile of scatalogical jokes and painful gags.

This version of the dude is free of blaxploitation stuff. It’s serious, sober, and rather dull.

Ooh, ballet porn. Wait, there’s a story here? Too busy looking at the scenery to notice.

This is why you don’t let musicians think they are movie people.

Shakespeare and Kenneth Branagh always feel like a pretentious excursion.

Why isn’t this a gay softporn movie like Jesus clearly intended it to be? Fail!