Evolution (2001)
This one is a cheesy mess that still manages to miss the right spots.
Category:Film Reviews
Dancer in the Dark (2000)
Here’s a movie for pretentious twats to enjoy.
Traffic (2000)
This is without doubt an exceptional, impactful insight into both sides of the war for and against the drug cartels.
A Knight’s Tale (2001)
No amount of deliberately anachronistic hipness can mask the stale and tired story.
The Mummy Returns (2001)
The first move is better. A shocker, I know.
The Caveman’s Valentine (2001)
This one buckles under its determination to be funny and quirky.
Driven (2001)
The hilarious homoerotic subtext is the only reason to see this hammy cringefest.
Down to Earth (2001)
Yeah yeah, white men are immoral idiots, black people know how it’s done. Surprise, this is a Chris Rock movie.
Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001)
Ugh, this one is so annoying. The again, it’s Bridget Jones played by Renée Zellweger – annoying is in the DNA.
Blow Dry (2001)
Horribly sappy and formulaic, and yet, it’s so easy to enjoy.