Prince of Darkness (1987)
A big cylinder full of Satan goo is going to end all existence!
Category:Film Reviews
The Thing (1982)
The thing is long, throbbing, warm, and oozing… definitely one for the history books.
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
It’s not exactly a good movie, but it’s a massive improvement over the previous entry!
Tarot (2024)
I pull a reversed the Sun card for this thing.
Sous la Seine (2024)
This one is pretty dumb, but it’s likely more entertaining than the actual Olympics this year!
Atlas (2024)
Meh. Atlas shrugged.
The Seventh Day (2021)
Guy Pearce as a hot priest? Sold!
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024)
Sadly, this time around it’s not worth a call.
Frogman (2023)
I can’t see why the Frogman doesn’t want to be found in this over-hyped, under-tuned film.
Immaculate (2024)
Pious virginal women, don’t ever emigrate to Italy!