Cooties (2014)
Frodo versus kiddie zombies! Still much better than The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power.
Category:Film Reviews
Deadly Illusions (2021)
One extra oogie for Dermot Mulroney’s, or maybe his body double’s, bare butt.
Bring It On: Cheer or Die (2022)
Wait, it’s now a slasher film? I’m intrigued… and regret my decision to watch pretty quickly.
Puppet Master: Doktor Death (2022)
Full Moon Features needs something to pad its streaming slots, so why not. Audience’s brain cells are acceptable collateral damage.
The Devil Conspiracy (2022)
This is a bad movie that hurts so good.
Significant Other (2022)
The movie is one big mope that does the adorable lead male character dirty.
The Long Night (2022)
This movie embodies the phrase “interminable bore”.
Unwelcome (2022)
What is this thing? Still, the redcaps are cute… probably too cute for a horror film.
Kill Her Goats (2023)
More like bare her goats, if you know what I mean.
Cocaine Bear (2023)
Hmm, I don’t feel any bite at all. Is it because I’m sober?
