Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
This is a lazy and sloppy entry into an already sloppy series. Sigh.
Category:Film Reviews
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)
Native Americans PETA embrace the wind white men are garbage freedom mountains buzzwords et cetera.
Jason X (2002)
Please ax this franchise. My brain can’t take the pain any more.
Men in Black II (2002)
Men in dud, more like. How did it go from a fun movie to… this?
Bad Company (2002)
Oh god, this is so dreary. Am I supposed to be entertained?
Windtalkers (2002)
Oh, the clichés just come hard and fast…
Murder by Numbers (2002)
If the two guys in this movie shag, the movie will be twenty times so much better.
John Q. (2002)
This hamfisted effort to be the most important movie of the century is just ridiculous.
Unfaithful (2002)
Oh great, Adrian Lyne with another morality tale revolving around adultery.
About a Boy (2002)
Ugh, apparently women all love immature bratty men. As if I need a movie to tell me that!
