Category:Film Reviews

Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)

An unexpected surprise, with mediocre charm, early-2000s tech nostalgia, and a dash of Superman.

A Weinstein cash grab masquerading as Hellraiser. Boring, un-scary, and light on Pinhead.

A delightfully trashy ’80s thriller with flat plots, flatter abs, and fabulous melodrama.

Here is where behind-the-scenes drama outshines on-screen horror: a franchise’s death knell.

Barred from the project, Clive Barker’s vision is replaced by untalented hacks looking to cash in.

A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.

Space, time, and studio execs collide in a demonic jigsaw puzzle. Pinhead’s here, but coherence isn’t.

Pinhead trades existential dread for cheesy one-liners and viewers trade 97 minutes of their lives for a nap. A true hell on earth.

Anacondas: Trail of Blood slithers into absurdity with rubbery CGI, laughable acting, and nonsensical plot.

Puzzle boxes meet psychiatry in a sequel that is as necessary as sunscreen in the underworld.