Werewolf Cabal (2022)
That this thing exists is proof that evil is real and alive in our world.
Category:Film Reviews
Simulant (2023)
This is a super slow Blade Runner-wannabe, so thank god for Robbie Amell’s dinner plate-sized nips.
Evil Dead Rise (2023)
It’s been 10 years since the last attempt to reboot this franchise, so they decide to try it again.
Vampire Virus (2020)
This is a CW drama hiding behind a misleadingly scary poster.
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
LOL, here’s a great way to start the new phase of the MCU. Flop!
Two Sinners and a Mule (2023)
At the rate I am suffering for Cam Gigandet, he has better marry me, that SOB.
The Hit List (2011)
Cuba Gooding Jr doesn’t bare his rear end here, boo, but he’s still the best thing in this movie.
What Josiah Saw (2021)
The most frightening thing here is the effect of Nick Stahl’s years of substance abuse on his former purty face.
Polar (2019)
A movie with a kick-ass bloke shouldn’t be this geriatric in nature.
Freeze (2022)
Wait, do the Deep Ones live in the Arctic?
