Don’t Fuck in the Woods 2 (2022)
This is far better than the sequel, but it’s still not good enough.
Category:Film Reviews
Don’t Fuck in the Woods (2016)
Don’t watch this thing unless you like to see ugly naked people.
Black Adam (2022)
The story of how the Rock killed DCEU is more interesting than this generic cape schlock.
The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
Here’s another Dracula movie that doesn’t do much to make things less predictable.
The Lair (2022)
Neil Marshall tries, but the result is a dime store rehash of Dog Soldiers meets The Descent.
The Cellar (2022)
Another haunted house movie with annoying kids and a skeptical hubby. Yay!
The Gates (2023)
The cast is solid, the characters are interesting, but my god, the movie is so freaking dull.
Fast X (2023)
Same old crap, but with resurrection magic now.
Vikingulven (2022)
Even Norway is not free of tired, played-out werewolf tropes!
Allegoria (2022)
The best thing about this failed attempt at whatever it is is that we have something going around offing pretentious knobs.
