Tuck Everlasting (2002)
This movie is so wholesome, I feel nauseated.
Category:Film Reviews
Chicago (2002)
The music is good. The movie… well, it’s okay, I suppose.
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Can’t Steven Spielberg do a movie that doesn’t reek of heavy-handed pretentious twattery?
Slap Her… She’s French! (2002)
Let’s bash on the French hos in the lamest way possible!
S1m0ne (2002)
A pretty fake woman can cause so much trouble. Who knew?
The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
Making Christmas fugly again!
The Rules of Attraction (2002)
Degrading young twits too dumb to know better is always fun!
Maid in Manhattan (2002)
I really want to hate this movie, but I just can’t. It’s so… dreamy. Ugh.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
More drama over a ring. You’d think it can make one forever young or something.
The Bunker (2001)
Men running along scary tunnels for what seems like forever. Please drop a bomb on them already.
